asherlockedwizard:

HAVE YOU EVER HAd THE PERFECT IDEA AND THE PERFECT SCENE INSIDE YOUR HEAD FOR A FANFIC, I MEAN YOU CAN LITERALLY SMELL THE DETAILS OF EVERY MOMENT BUT WHEN YOU TRY TO WRITE IT DOWN, YOU’RE JUST LIKE.

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amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.
—Lemony Snicket (via likeafieldmouse)
To pee, or not to pee: that is the question
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The pangs and narrows of a murd’rous bladder
Or take arms against our dear McGoogles
And by opposing — detention! To die: to leave:
No more; and by ‘a leave’ to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
This class is heir to, ‘tis a bathroom break
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die: to leave:
To leave perchance to pee: ay, there’s the rub
—HAMLET (played by S. Black Esquire hi’self), as quoted by Remus Lupin; The Shoebox Project (via the-dread-pirate-blackbird)
man scrolling through tumblr sees a feminist rant about hating men

iphisquandary:

plot twist: the man thinks, ah, she is simply expressing her frustration as a member of an oppressed group, whilst hating the construction of masculinity that was designed to keep her down, not necessarily all individual men such as myself…this is absolutely not the same thing as sexism and not a personal attack on me *keeps scrolling*

tags: #sg