February 2012
nevillelongbadass:
waiting-for-the-tardis:
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OH DEAR LORD I JUST TWEETED TO THE MOFF AND...
THE ADRENALINE RUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Ah guys can I just point something out....
ever-so-plucky:
missmollyblog:
shwatsonlocked:
twoframesoutofstep:
That is all…
They’re only fueling it on xD Really, they are.
OOC: Oh my god. Where’s that “I KNEW IT” gif when you need it?
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Best Engagement Photos Ever!
jonahcraned:
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paint your own nebula →
is-it-nice-not-being-me:
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faineemae:
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holy shit, this is beautiful.
uhm..
uhmm……
guys….
look
Aaaah.
Life=complete.
WHATTTTTTT
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thatsmygirlfriendyounumpties:
Green...
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